40 BTC Sayings in 280 Characters or Less | HackerNoon

Since graduating Bitcoin’s class of 2022, I’ve been making Bitcoin and Crypto related posts on X.com (formerly Twitter).

As we start this year, I thought I’d share some of my best ones.

Cheers.

1. Bitcoin is the U235 of today’s global socio-economy.

Stacking and Hodling = Refining this U235.

One day, it shall economic boom!

2. Shitcoining is bad but it’s launch-fast-fail-fast model seems to match the rocketry model of SpaceX.

3. Bitcoin LN projects should break out into the hardware space.

1. Hodling – The act of holding onto Bitcoin for the long term.

Hodl Building – Hodling BTC while supporting Building initiatives for hardware, software, and community.

I support Hodl Building.

5. Bitcoin will stop the next asteroid impact.

6. What if MSTR and NVDA merge?

7. What if a house is literally built on top of a seed phrase containing 1 BTC, how valuable is that house?!

8. The Lord sent us BTC to change the hearts of Central Bankers 🙏

9. Just imagined the Isaac Newton, Master of the Mint, wasting his talents determing the purity of gold coins.

Trivial wok settled 1900 years prior by Archimedes.

If only he had lived in the era of your BTC standard, he would’ve met an econometrics challenge worthy of his mind 😎

10. In this article, the author proposes a BTC stablecoin running on Rootstock, backed by NUCLEAR WARHEADS!!🤯

But negatively backed, no worries😅.

11. “State money deserves critique, and Bitcoiners rarely miss an opportunity. Yet it deserves accurate critique; anything less is counterproductive” — Eric Voskuil

12. Bitcoin will keep the D.O.G.E efficient.

13. Vote Bitcoin.

14. Altcoins are not energy efficient. Altcoins are energy poor.

15. The Fed is a dollar-producing machine. Bitcoin is a dollar-eating machine.

16. Bitcoin will align AI.

17. Bitcoin will tame the AGI beast.

18. Random idea:

A cryptocurrency called AA- AstroAgric.

Created by farmers and astronauts who both write code, they build rockets to explore outerdspace, powered by corn methanol.

Mining of the coin is fueled by burning biomass from gardens.

Climate change is no issue…

19. Prayer of the Altcoin CEO:

“We ask you Lord that Bitcoin continues to let us eat the crumbs that fall from its table”.

20. What If:

Early on, all governments started mining #Bitcoin as global reserve currency instead of trying to sabotage it 🤓

Where would we be now?!

21. Damn it. I have more reason to disagree with Maj. Jason Lowery’s points 😒

When comparing Bitcoin to Gunpowder:

Guns are centralized power projectors (all the power is packed in the bullet). Bitcoin is a decentralized power projector.

My Quantum Era

22. Hard to imagine a Black Hat quantum-computer-hacker. Coz these computers are a really publicity affair (like warehouse-sized supercomputers).

So I suffice future quantum-computer-hackers will only (ok, mostly) be White Hats.

Who knows game theory, let’s we play this game.

23. Thinking of building a quantum bitcoin clock.

The most useful precision instrument for telling time ever devised.

24. I think a quantum computer could be used to do cheaper #Bitcoin coinjoins.

25. With @pleblira ‘s help, I’ve modelled some BTC blockchain data on a quantum computer. 😎📷 github.com/MarvinMK-bit/B………

26. Somebody share their not-too-important BitVM NAND trees with me so I can model them on a quantum computer please 🙏

Externalised classical processing is now old news 😁

27. I have successfully modelled the Bitcoin Supply Equation with 5 Qubits using the devices at IBM Quantum! 😎✨

28. Bitcoin is the most quantum-mechanical electrical energy system in the world.

Back to Bitcoin

29. Bitcoin is building community.

30. Bitcoin is The AGI.

It is artificial.

It is generally for all.

It is intelligent as it has outsmarted every investor, trader, speculator combined.

31. More Bitcoin.

32. Wow 😮

From a World Wide 🕷 Web to a World Wide Hornets 🐝 nest.

Let’s goooo.

#Bitcoin

33. Bitcoin loves D.O.G.E

34. Has Hinton heard about Bitcoin. No corporate entity owns its means of computation.

35. Bitcoin is really not good good for criminal activities.

BTC is for love, peace and productivity. Plus being a pest to whoever doesn’t get it 😄

Vote Bitcoin.

Oh Yeah. Bitcoin keys should be the car ignition keys 🤗

37. 😐 why don’t you people just explore Bitcoin?

38. How can a Bitcoin monk have a pot belly?

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40. Bitcoin will one day be backed by the most powerful military force in the world.

Their job will be to protect the network against terrorist attacks.

End Note 1 – The Bitcoin Protectors.

I ended my last tweet by saying;

Bitcoin will one day be backed by the most powerful military force in the world.

Their job will be to protect the network against terrorist attacks.

Today, it doesn’t happen.

All anybody can think of is how it could be funding terrorist attacks, and the fast track to being a doomed player of SQUID game.

But since Bitcoin is more efficient at transferring economic energy through time (into the future) and space (to another person), BTC will hone the skills of protectors better, given it forces them to hodl and lower their time preferences hence short-sighted consumerist mannerisms.

Bitcoin will create the most honest, long suffering, good willed protector group we ever saw.

No matter their hiring agency.

People willing to keep delaying gratification. For the greater good.

(I was wrong. In my previous article. Bitcoin economic energy might take 50 years to charge up to saturation, but spending it will take long as well.

Because bitcoiners don’t waste energy, and quick spending with little planning wastes energy.)

A lot of movies today show how intelligence work is full of perpetual lies and backstabbing.

Just watched the highly rated ‘The Day of The Jackal’.

It had lots of senseless killing. And RIVER doesn’t make sense.

Even Bitcoiners don’t reveal where their funds are going exactly.

But see, they don’t have to.

All we have to see is who is starving and who is getting way more than they deserve, and we can RIVER those flows with our imaginations.

But the question is the hired guns.

How could they play at their tense games better?

The writer and author, David Brin, once gave a talk at Google in which he spoke like a Bitcoiner.

He still isn’t.

Here’s the parts that caught my attention (with text in brackets added my me) —

With sousveillance, we remind the professional protector caste (FBI, NSA, D.O.G.E…), the surveillance watchdogs, that they are a dog (and not a god) – David Brin

Then on the ‘Age of Amateurs’ —

“ The Age of Amateurs (where citizens themselves take on previously organizationally centralized roles e.g. journalism) is not so as to get rid of the professional protectors, but in order to augment them because we are going to need healthy institutions, we’re going to need healthy accountability arenas … and we’re going to need the advanced reliency that comes from a fully empowered populous.

What empowers like Bitcoin, tell me.

I do not see it.

“where is the ritualized combat that makes bad stuff go away”, he asks.

Bitcoin is that ritualized combat. As bloodless as possible, yet, it cuts through a lot of noise and

aids in “maximizing the test of product (from our citizen everything-doers) while minimizing the cost”.

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End Note 2 – The Bitcoin Computer Hobbyists

The personal computer revolution was started by hobbyists in the Homebrew Computer Club that included Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple (and sole engineer of the first two Apple PCs).

Here is an interesting parallel.

While they believed in free sharing of information, pranks, and tweaking computer parts as needed, Bitcoiners believe in free sharing of sats, calling out sh*tcoiners (our version of pranks), and tweaking Bitcoin as we been doing with lots of arguments and hacks over block size, protocol up-dates, future usecases.

So it isn’t perfect.

No PC from the Homebrew Computer Club could have been called perfect.

Indeed, as Bitcoin gets more mainstream, some of the fire of the early people will wane.

It already is waning, courtesy of new memecoins like $TRUMP.

If US Bitcoiners get their Strategic Reserve, it will be quite the miracle. Otherwise, with all this crypto fanfare, I do not see it flying.

Well, we are still early. 1 day to go.

Cheers once again.