Theoretical optimizations can backfire in practice. We learned this the hard way at DoorDash when a “smart” HashMap change made latency worse. After years optimizing 50M+ monthly requests, here’s what actually works: measure tail latencies not averages, layer your caching with jittered TTLs, profile real workloads instead of trusting Big O, and treat performance as a practice not a project. Your intuition about what’s slow might probably be wrong.
