What’s better than a plate full of turkey, ‘taters, gravy, and stuffing? How about a heaping helping of Thanksgiving puns?
We’ve baked a fresh feast of simply the baste Thanksgiving puns you can share on social, include in emails, and add to ads this season. You’ll bust a gut laughing with these turkey tropes, pumpkin puns, and cooking cut-ups.
These puns are worth savoring, so let’s get started!
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The best Thanksgiving puns
We’re jumping on this giggle gravy train with a main course of the best Thanksgiving puns ever. Use them to season up your greetings and messages leading up to the big day.
- What are you stalking about? These jokes aren’t corny!
- This is the start of pumpkin huge!
- Never gossip in a corn field. There are too many ears around.
- Aw, shucks, that last joke was corny. 🌽
- Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a yam!
- Eat, drink, and be cranberry!
- Cluck it, let’s start gobbling. 🦃
- I’m so full, pumpkin’s got to give.
- I like big bundts and I cannot pie.
- Let’s get basted!
- The Thanksgiving party must have been fun. The potatoes got smashed, the rolls got toasted, and the cranberries got sauced.
- Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my butter, so carve me maybe.
- I wanted to put leftovers in plastic wrap, but all my plans were foiled.
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Cute Thanksgiving puns
Here’s a bunch of ador-gobble Thanksgiving puns that’ll sweeten up your holiday emails and newsletters. Or just send ‘em to your sweetie pie!
- All pie myself.
- Talk turkey to me.
- I’m pie-ning for you. 🥧
- It’s beauty and the feast.
- Baby, I was corn this way.
- I only have pies for you.
- Fall you need is love. 🍂
- You are the apple of my pie (I have a crust on you).
- Pe-can’t take my eyes off of you.
- You bake the world a butter place.
- Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
- Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.
Thanksgiving puns for marketing
Let’s carve out a slice of these Thanksgiving puns to help you connect with customers and make your holiday copy a little more fun.
- Season the day with these spicy deals! 🧂
- Why not join the gym? You’ve got stuffing to lose!
- If you think these deals are good, you ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- Let the gourd times roll!
- We’re plucky to have such great customers. Pie am so grateful.
- We’re on a roll…it doesn’t get any butter than this. 🥐
- Sorry, we won’t be open on Thanksgiving. We’ll be occu-pied.
- Season’s eatings!
- It’s our biggest sale of the year…whip, whip, hooray!
- Feast your eyes on these deals!
Thanksgiving pun jokes
Our next course is a silly side dish of Thanksgiving pun jokes. Layer ‘em on your seasonal social posts. But be warned, while these jokes are good, clean fun, there is a little fowl language.
- What’s a pumpkin’s astrological sign? Pie-sces.
- Did you see the possessed turkey? It had a poultry-geist.
- How do turkeys travel at Thanksgiving? On the gravy train. 🚂
- What if the gravy train derails? Then they take an autumn-mobile.
- Did you hear about the missing turkey? They suspect fowl play.
- Did you hear about the turkey that got its engineering degree? It was a technical fowl.
- Did you hear about the turkey that cursed a lot? It had a fowl mouth.
- I can’t eat any more Thanksgiving leftovers. I’m quitting cold turkey!
- I gave him some pie to apologize. It was a piece offering. ☮️
- Did you hear about the fighting bakers? They didn’t see pie to pie.
- What did the Pilgrims use to make cakes? May flour.
- How do you fix a broken gourd? With a pumpkin patch.
- What do scarecrows wear to keep warm in the fall? A har-vest.
- Why was the new baker out of the loop? She was on a kneed-to-know basis.
- Why did the turkey miss the party? He was feeling under the feather.
- What did the pie say when it got in a fight? You want a piece of me?!
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Thanksgiving puns about cooking
We’re baking memories with a round of cooking-themed Thanksgiving puns. They’re fresh, hot, and ready to serve.
- Hit me baby one more thyme.
- All about that baste.
- All we are saying, is give peas a chance.
- My corn recipe is a-maize-ing!
- Yeah, that’s how I case-roll
- Last but not feast, it’s dinnertime!
- It’s much ado about stuffing.
- I’m not sure if I’m making cider. I’ll mull it over.
- We’re baking memories this year.
- Could this meal get any butter? 🧈
- Feast mode, activated!
- Who’s bread-y for the stuffing?
- Corn to be wiiild! 🎶
- Nobody puts gravy in a corner.
- We’re all about that baste, ‘bout that baste, no gobble.
- I was grate-ful for the cheese plate.
- Bready or not, here I crumb.
Thanksgiving pie puns
We’ll go ‘round and ‘round all day with these pie puns. Use a few this season to leave your followers filling a little extra special and prove that your brand is crustworthy.
- The pie’s the limit.
- I think you might be on to pumpkin.
- Get rich or pie trying.
- Live free or pie.
- Don’t be a pie-rate. 🏴☠️
- Don’t start pumpkin you can’t finish.
- This pumpkin pie is gourd-ous.
- In pie we crust.
- Life’s gourd and then you pie.
- Oh, pie me a river. 😭
Turkey Thanksgiving puns
Don’t wing it this year! Get a leg up and stay abreast of the best turkey puns.
- This turkey is poultry in motion!
- Why am I blushing? Because I saw the turkey dressing. 😚
- We lost the turkey recipe, so we decided to wing it.
- You’ve been roasting that turkey’s wishbone all day. How about you give it a break!
- Which side of the turkey has more feathers? The outside, of course.
- What did the turkey say when he bumped into the president? Pardon me.
- I was going to try egg on my turkey this year, but I didn’t want to whisk it.
- What day do turkeys hate more than Thanksgiving? Fry-day.
Thanksgiving puns by AI
We held a little Thanksgiving pun throwdown between Claude AI and ChatGPT. Which AI tool whipped up the punniest phrases and which just looked like a turkey? We’ll let you decide.
ChatGPT’s Thanksgiving puns:
- You’re the roast with the most
- Let’s get basted
- Poultry in motion
- Talk turkey to me
- Too hot to gobble
- Feeling extra pluck-y this year
Claude’s Thanksgiving puns:
- Gravy trainwreck
- The breast is yet to come
- Gourd vibes only
- Yammin’ it up
- Stuffing the ballot
- I’m having a cran-berry bad day
Use Thanksgiving puns to connect with your customers this year
A little humor goes a long way—especially during the holidays, which can be stressful for some. So while these puns are fun, they’re also a way to connect with your followers in a relatable way.
And remember that if you keep your pie on the prize and put your baste food forward, you butter believe you’ll succeed!
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